Jan 11th, 2006 by Jesse Moore
"Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing." I'm going to claim "guilty pleasure" on this one. I don't know why random hyberbole about Chuck Norris makes me laugh, but it does. I don't know anyone else who deserves it and is worthy of it at the same time (this sentence made sense in my head...).
"There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live."
More like these at ChuckNorrisFacts.com (for those that don't like reading the occassional swear word or inappropriate reference, read with caution).
Thanks Jesse, that was funny!
My personal favorite: “Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean”. That’s one theory, I guess.
Seriously though, I doubt that this is a Chuck-Norris-Approved site. Where did you find this?
Ok, my new favorite (I didn’t see this one until now): “When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side”. Sweet.
Where do you find this stuff? This was a much needed break for me. The indian one almost made me fall out of my seat. I had to share it with everyone. Thanks!
My actual favorite wasn’t appropriate for the main page: “Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the —- down.”
I love this website. Although it wont due justice here is my attempt at a chuck norris Hyperbole: Chuck Norris was in a gun fight, the bullets were too slow so he had to roundhouse kick’em.
Notice how only men commented on this post?
come on now jane you broke the trend. Didnt you see the men only sign
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