There are two people at the table now. The man, of course, wasn’t good at directions, so she had to spend an inordinate amount of time on the cell phone, smiling and laughing occasionally at his inability to find her, seemingly unaware of her own disability in giving directions. If Mickey Mouse was a valley girl, he would sound like this girl, and I can’t help but tell that her voice doesn’t match the rest of her. She has dark hair, dark eyes, and very sharp features. Her voice should be warm and give off smoke in its timbre. She does have a heavy hand with the makeup though, and her smile is a little small, and perhaps the small mouth and sharp nose account for the pitch.
He’s here now, and they’ve been talking across opposite sides of a small table. She’s leaning back, her arms hanging like a mannequin, the decal of her shirt stretched awkwardly across her large breast, which seems to be her point. He leans forward and starts rubbing his hands together – unconsciously telling the female of his species that he can make fire with two sticks, that he can kill wild game and wrap her in their skins.
She can’t stop tilting her head to the side, and he can’t stop talking with his hands. He’s taking up over half of the table now, as if his consumption of coffee table real estate will leave her with no choice but to sell her family’s share and take up with the wealthy coffee table real estate baron.
In reality they are talking about conversation starters, his t-shirt, and her favorite jeans, which she happens to be wearing now. He finished his entire drink in three minutes (grande iced mocha, easy on the ice), and she’s still sipping from her tall vanilla mocha, which she was warming her hands with before I got here.
His interview continues, and he’s starting to talk too much. She’s looking absently at her coffee cup, and she is staring more and tilting her head less. She’s realized that she doesn’t have to work hard with this one, and I can’t tell if this puts her off or if she’s content with the capture.
40-year old guy with long skater hair and soccer shoes just walked in to buy ice cream with his girlfriend and their two friends - but not great friends - they have the relative ease and awkwardness of neighbors.
I pack my things up and leave before I write something I regret.